Gt back from class on Monday & you would nt have guessed what my lil Princess did . She came to my room and brought my baju kurung top down . She would usually do that actually , I mean bringing down my clothes for me...ahaha...my second maid . Just kidding ! She does that for fun . She loves stuffing what-so-ever she sees in her mouth . Like for example , when the front door opens , she'll dash out to grab a pebble from mummy's flower pot . She prefers my sister's school socks actually . She's a lil cute weirdo !


Newayz , back to my story . She brought down my baju kurung top rite ? Thn , on my way downstairs , I saw it lying in the middle of the stairs andddddddd guess what i saw ?????





Yuuupppsss...A HOLE !!! She bit it . She tore my top . OH MY GOAT ! OHHH MY COW ! Like for reallllll...This is my only baju kurung and what's worst is we have to wear it every Monday . Arrrrghhhh...nevertheless , I still love her .


It's us....isn't she the cutest ?? Despite her ruining my baju kurung .


Ahhaha...she looks like a boy doesnt she ? Yuppsss...if you didnt see her in a dress , you'd prolly think she's a male dog . A lil boy . Y ? Becz she acts like a boy . Seriously , she aint feminine at all .


We just looooovvvvvveeee camwhoring together . She's just so photogenic isnt she ?



Yeaaahhhh....what will I ever do without both my doggies ? Lancer and Princess . They are like everything to me . Will nt ever trade them for anything . That is hw much I love them . Muahaha...



Owwwhhh look ! She's playing dead with me...A dedication in order to show her love , affection and appreciation to the family....haha !


My baby doll !



Princess is like everything . She's very crazy , she's cuteeeeeee , she's loveable....she's just everything . Did you know ? She hates taking bath . She gts very and I mean VERY crazy after her bath . She starts running up and down the house as though she was infected with mad cow disease or smth . Whenever kakak tells her she has to bath , she'll run all ard the house away from kakak .



Lancer on the other hand loveeeeesss to bath . He's just soooo pretty beautiful . He looks like a bear to me . Newayz , Princess learned hw to bark from Lancer cz she didnt know hw to when we 1st gt her as a puppy . She also learned hw to shake herself dry from seeing Lancer and....annnnddd...this is very funny . You should hear the way she howls when the Old Newspaper van passes by our area . OH MY GO *copies hw Jessica Simpson says it*......Princess does it outa tune . For real , Lancer howls like a wolf . Where as Princess , she actually sounds like a rat squeaking like the one from Ratatouille . Just kidding ! It's just soooooo outa tune .



Should check the way she eats . She's very fussy when it comes to food . She loves chicken , beef , ice-creams , certain fruits...watermelon , papaya , bananas . She hates pears , apples , sausages and yeahh...Im nt sure myself but I know she's very picky . Ohhyaaa...I would usually have hard boiled eggs for breakfast before my exams cz grandma tells me we are able to memorize what we have studied better . So I would eat the white and she eats the yolk for me . Lancer too . But...but rite...she will nt eat it if u do nt smash it into smaller pieces for her . Hw spoil is that ? Ugh *sticks palm out to face* LIKE THE VERY !!!!! Lancer ? He eats almost everything . No big deal . No proooobleeeemooooss...No worries ! =)


Yeahhh...you have to like let Princess know if it's time for her to eat or she wouldnt go . You have to say "MAMAM" thn she'll run to her food . Anddd another thing . You have to say goodnite in order for her to go to bed . But thn.....she'll walk to you lazily dragging her feet thn she'll half way stop . Meaning....you'll have to carry her to bed . SHE IS SOOOOOOO SPOIL !! Like a lil brat . And she isnt a real Princess and she's acting like one . It's only her name . Should have called her "Hardworking" or smth . But it's okay....She is hwever still my Princess .



Lookie lookieeeee....The best of friends .



On the balcony together....Awwww....*bites pillow out of geram-ness*

They looked as though they are planning to elope from the balcony or smth . Hahaha...Are you kidding me ? Princess...elope ??? *die of laughter* . She cant even come down from a table what more to say jump offffffffffff the balcony . She's just sooooo spoil .



She sits there staring at male dogs . Seriously , she's obsessed with male dogs as she is with pillows . If you know what I mean...*bouncy bouncy* . What I mean is......when she's high and stuff , she actually has sex with the pillow . No kidding ! It's hilarious . She seriously looks as though she was high on weed or cocaine or smth . She sometimes throw herself at me and ends up gting both of us hurt . But does she care ? Abt me I mean ? NOPE ! Like I tell you , she looks as though she took drugs or smth running ard like a mad cow . Okay ! Back to the male dogs part .She gts crazy when she sees them . She steps on me to climb up the couch in order to look out the window . Ugh ! Like for real , what am I ? Her freaking ladder to climb the freaking couch ??

Riteee...Arent they cute ? Kitty & Princess ? They grew up together . Kitty belongs to my sis , Steph . They are like the best of friends . Arent they the cutest most fluffiest animals ? Totally rite ? Ugh...I know !


Owhhhh Owhhsss...*serious desperation attacks* . They love playing hide and seek early in the morning . Kitty would usually hide and Princess would have to seek . And you know what ? They broke one of mum's expensive flower vase while playing . Did mum kill Princess ? NEHHHHH...sheesh mangs ! Nt at all . And she killed me for accidently breaking one of her vases unintentionally . Ugh ! *rolls eyes 180 degrees outa besong-ness*



Lancer & I

Gosh ! He looks bigger thn me . He is newayz . Ahahha...Or am I just tooooooooo small ?? Yuppsss....I guess Im just toooooooooo small . Geezzz !!!


Dig today's newspaper peeps . It's an article abt a filthy rich woman . Wait wait ! Let's seeeee...hmmm...there's more to it . OHHH MY GOAT ! An estate billionaire Leona Helmsley left US$12 MILLION in her will for her dog , Trouble but cut out two of her four grandchildren entirely . Holy shmoly Oly....Can I like be her dog ? 12 MILLION !!!! Are you bull crapping with me ? Sheesh mangs ! The day I earn that much is the day my butt grows hair or smth . Sheeeeeessshhhh....Hey , I'll do that too . Write a will for my dogs . Yeayysss....!!! *sticks peace sign up and starts dancing*


Newayzzz...prom's tomorrow & I've gt everything ready . Waittt !!! Except my script . I'm one of the mc's that nite . And I'll have to perform some sweet I have no idea what crap as an opening . Andddd nt forgting the "Poco-poco" dance . Ahaha....it's kinda funny yet very fun . So yeah....a lot to prepare . I'll update on that the minute my prom's over .


-Ollie-

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