So Wednesday night was Movie night :)





Ollie, Seeme, and ME, wen to watch Ratatouille~~





..2 hours, jus watching one rat cook.





Reminds Ollie of someone who can cook. Yes, the RAT rite? I get it.





And what's with pulling the dude's hair? A rat sitting in a hat, pulling hair, and cooking.





When u tink about it ur actually more insane, to be paying to watch it do that.





The movie makes me want to have a rat for a pet.





Ollie is not going to be happy with me. She just told me rats are ...dirty =/





For real, I could die from a heart attack, anticipating accidents and sad/screwed up moments. ..

I cannot watch annoying things. But it wasn't so annoying. ..it was hilarious. If ur wondering whether to watch it or not, u shud jus do it like Nike says "Just Do It". Or u shun't buy Nike. -- i just told u it's funny, anyway.

HrmmM..

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So a few weeks ago, Ollie came by my place.

Ollie says this : When u see sumthing from China, jus... freak out. Seriously. Panic straightaway.
*straight face as she says this* ..and when you EAT THEM ALREADY,... jus ...die. No need to panic already.

She believes that, or at least is educating me to believe that... ANYTHING, just ANYTHING, from China, is bad.

U might find HUMAN MEAT in anything from China... be it cigarettes or condoms.

For real.

What did I jus tell you about tv and fairytales in my blog?~ Haih.. tv's are here for a reason *suspicious eyes stare at tv in the corner* . They ...make people freak out. But she heard it on the news. ..which is the tricky part.



So I gave her these choco french wafers to eat.

At first, Ollie sat there, taking it... eating it. She took ONE BITE.

Then suddenly...

Ollie : OMG JILL!

Me : wad wad?

Ollie : where are these from?! *covers mouth, as though the harmless bit of melting wafer in her mouth was electrocuting her**

Me : uhhh...

Ollie : OMG!!! DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE FROM CHINA?!!

Me : UHHH...

Ollie : *inspects cookie wafer* OMG!! I TINK IT'S FROM CHINA!! JILLLLL!! U GAVE ME CHINA THING TO EATTTT!! WAD DID I TELL U ALREADY?!!! DON'T EAT ANYTHING FROM CHINA, RITE?!!!

*Ollie goes uncontrollable, while Jillian picks up the cookie box and reads where the cookies were made, ... except Jillian doesn't read chinese or mandarin, and EVERYTHING on the box was... in chinese... how TO NOE WHERE IT'S MADE LIKE THAT?!!****

Ollie : *pretends to go into ...critical condition* Omg. omg. i'm going to die. What did i just eat? HUMAN MEAT?! omg..

Me : This is weird. everything is in chinese, Ollie. I donno where it's made!

Ollie : *looks like she is about to faint and jus die ( not from the China made biscuits, but she'll blame it on the cookies )** .... OWH.. i wonder. It's all in chinese, it's from CHINA!!~~ JILLIAAAAANNNN!!!!!! ... and look LOOK! it has.. WAD IS THIS?! *holds wafer up to see* ... LOOK it has the china tower thing on it!! and ...issit a chinese word?

Me : *calmly* i dunno. I tink so . Can u jus eat it. *still looking at the box*

Ollie : *panic attack* JILIAAAN!! owh.. i tink i can just die right now... *looks at biscuit* *shoves biscuit at me* Jillian u eat it!

Me : I ALREADY ate, Ollie. I ate a lot just now...am i going to die? *grabs biscuit box* -LOOK! there were 6 packs in here, and it's my fault ther's only ONE left!! ...but it's so funny la.. everything written on it is chinese.. like it's from China.. but then how come it's called FRENCH CHOCO BISCUITS?! frenchhh?!

Ollie : -.-" YES. French. *sarcasm* Sure.





Me : can u jus eat it? *back to calm mode*

Ollie : NO! u eat it! *gives me biscuit and walks away*

Me : no no no...

Ollie : Jill, can u help me hold?

Me : *takes biscuit*

Ollie : okay, u eat it! *runs away*



That's Ollie. With the biscuit of Doom.

From china.

Yes, choco on the outside, french vanilla cream on the inside. ( Ollie : ARE U KIDDING ME?! ) -- and u wan me to believe that i'm going to die because i'm eating human meat that's made into wafer and cream.

... then againn... mebe I SHOULD listen to her...

...then again.... what if i'm too paranoid?... wad if.. SHE'SSS too paranoid?!

WAD IF WE TINK WE'R PARANOID AND EAT CHINA STUFF AND DIE FROM CANNIBALISM?!!

*freaks out, as Ollie instructed*

Yeah. That's all about China stuff. Lolssss~~ remember. Don't buy can food from China : it may contain human meat. Don't buy cigarettes from China : it may contain human meat. Don't eat ANYTHING from China : you may be eating human meat. Freak out, people, everytime u see something from China. If you have already eaten it, i suggest u just die peacefully because freaking out will do u no good.

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B I K I N I S H O P P I N G **

So Ollie actually planned to buy a pair of bikinis for her Santubong weekend with her mates : that she din go to, but wad did i say, "PLAN".

There is NOWHERE to shop in Kuching.

I can't be more obvious about it. It's like... looking for a piece of peace in a warzone.

There is NOWHERE to shop for ANYTHING in Kuching...

...wad more to say BIKINIS : where der are tudungs, der cannot be bikinis.

The only place in mind : Inner Secret :D





-- I like this one!! i chose it, but apparently she was not so ...into it --





Picking bikinis.

After that, we went for tea... at sum Taiwan place next to Limited Edition :D

Are u kidding me? Is dat for Ollie AND me?!

...and THAT'S bout all the unblogged stuff der is :)

- Jillie -

talk the talk :D