SO. about the doctor. that's in the chatbox; btw u people do u not realise wad How sed, even if YOUUUUUSSS are the ones talking about the doctor, i will get spanked first. Because I'm the closest to her wen she's readin it. Like now. But the comfort is dat she sez she is going to kill ALLLLLLL of us ( EVERYONE ). So, i'm not dat scared :) we can die togethergether ...in the purple chatbox.

OKAY. So the doctor is ACTUALLY nothing, bt we just associate him to Ollie becouz.. like they are both medical people! thus, PORN.

We went out with him last night; Perry's the name. AND, Polycarp~~ ex lodgian, one year my senior, and Justin Yeo ( he pretends not to like my pet rock ) --and he's an ex josephian, one year my senior. Of couz ther was Ollie and the other hamsap hoe Steffi babey :D

It's like being in a permanent high, with no escape from porn, and no cure for hornies.

First place we stopped at was "TAKE AWAY MY LOVE" -- tapao my love, and OPEN ME UP AT HOME!!! *roars as i do the ripping clothes off action**



IF u have NEVER heard of such a cookie crumby name, it's opposite the SUPP Hall, ( next to the rehab centre )...yeah, it's opposite it, and it's like a rented house.


THAT'S WHER WE GONNA SITTTTTT!!! WE GONNA SITTT!! (actually i'm jus pretending, becoz this was after i came out. We sat ther jus now. Just look at the cups. )

It has no signboard, so like, just... LOOK ...LOOKKK at the picture for a long time til u think u can rmr it wen u see it. To test urself close ur eyes, and imagine wad "TAKE AWAY MY LOVE" would look like.

It's a pretty place : for drinks, talk, food, finger food, beer, AND ther's WI-FI, mo kao cho ahh~~


Rose room!!!

Okay, so it's not called that. But it's a pretty place for chillin n eating. AND it's artsy too.


Or u can jus sit around n be lazy, and stil have quite cheap fun :) jus like a whore house. a chicken shop. "CHICKEN".



that's the lot of us : Ollie's hair, Steffi's blur hand in fast movement grabbing at nuggets, Polycarp and Justin Yeo. Oops, Perry is nowhere ...nowhereeee..



This is the NEW MODEL. THE NEW,..BLOG MODEL. She was the ultimate whore of the night, beating Ollie and me into second n third place. Which is a majorly big deal, because ...yeah, it's not usually like that ...i feel so unsexy...

Perry : *watching Steffi with scared eyes* ..she's on drugs, issit?~
Justin : haih, no drugs oso like dat wan..
Ollie & Steffi : we didddd.. we took cocaine n weed in the carrrr~~~
Steffi : *totally ignored that line and went on to chew aggresively on her loklok chicken butts because Polycarp likes chicken butts**


See, she's a real model. She can practically make EVERYTHING ( even sitting lazily ) look cool. This kind of model, can sell u ANYTHING -- even make u buy spare tyres wen u dun even have a car. COz she's goooddddd~~~





Ollie : i wan a photo wit ma bitch!!! *gets up and moves over to steffi*
Steffi : *moves to the sideof her chair*
Ollie : *gets down into it slowly*
*STUCK*
Steffi :EH!
Ollie : lols
Steffi & Ollie : *shuffle shuffle til asses have breathing space**

Steffi : GET SEXY WIT ME BABEHH!! *snap*



they have cool drinks too. Watermelong ( not typo, it's pronounciation, GETCHORSELF EDUCATED ) juice : RM4.00

I'm sorry to think this, but..

Ollie : it looks like a waterfall ho?~
Me : i think it looks more like a boob pump for milk. SERIOUSLY. *ollie gives me the faceeeeee** BUT for real. huever doesn't THINK it looks like the boob milk pump, TELL ME, and i'll SHOW U how it's done.



Steffi's Ginseng Chicken Rice : RM3.00

The stuff ther is pretty reasonable, hey?
Everythin's about 3/4/5 bucks.. all the rice n stuff.


I'm sorry this is quite random but i felt that ...it was so beautiful. *gazes into sky dreamily in the dark**

Me : *Excited* HEY! guess wad it is guess wad it is!!!
Ollie : -.- the moon?
Me : HOW U NOE?!
Ollie : i'm not stupid
Me : but does it LOOKKKK like a moon?
Ollie : yes.
Me : =(
Ollie : looks like a UFO u noe.. *weeewoooweewooo*waves arms in alien way to make herself look like a ufo*
Me : dun b crazy it doesn't look like a UFO. but ur smart to noe it's a moon.
Ollie : -.-



Ollie & Perry a.k.a. doctor.

Yeah. the doc and the med student. He looks like a cup :) I'm not being mean because at least I already told it to him in front of everyone last nite. Because his hair is.. like.. i dunno, it makes his ears sort of POP OUT! like *POOP!* so his head looks like a cup with 2 handles.

Jillian's head whispers : "PORN!!"

But they are both too tame to be like u noe, porny. I mean...just look at the doctor. *stares*

NEXT STOP : LE RENDEZVOUS



Camwhoring at the traffic light.



I look martianey, but i suppose it's okay considering it's a traffic light pic. Meaning, we jus snapped n snapped of ourselves sexily, while the lights turned green. Then Ollie took her time turning around the bend. LOLS. It's good she is a careful driver.

Sky wanted to buy us drinks he sed ( but isn't it ladies' night? -.- ) so we wen over. For sum SERIOUSLY un-understandable reason, the guys just REFUSED as in DIDN'T WANT as in RELUCTANT TO THE FREAKING MAX, ....to go to Le Rendezvous. Wads up with dat? They desperately wanted to go to Living Room. If there's sumthing weird or unearthly or ...yeah, wadever goin on ther, they shud tell us, not stand across the lawn n shout "HUHHHH, WAN TO GO MEHHHHHH?"


Later on in the night, the DJ was introduced to us. I think i showed the least interest. Sometimes I dunno wads wrong with me. People that people find hot, i find porcupiney, and people I find cute, other people wan to throw away. I feel I may possibly be, by this, the next Van Gogh because nobody appreciated him until he died.


Us sexying in Le Rendezvous~~


Awwwww~~~ ehehks... Sky & Ollie :D






WOOOOOHOOO! i wan to TOUCHITTTT!! :) u noe wad i mean~~

Nice to look, nice to hold, once high, considered ON!







I loveee this pic. This pic shud b in the hamsap hall of fame.


JOLLIE :D

Third Stop for the night~~ The Living Room

( there are less photos here thanks to MR JUSTIN YEO, yo~~ he kept lookinggggg and LOOKINGGG AND LOOOOOKINNGGGG until we had no time to take of everything we wanted to)

In fact wen the drinks first came, Steffi was shouting at Justin :-

Steffi : CAMERA!! WOI!! WHER IS THE CAMERA!!
Justin : *doesn't even look up, flips tru photos in cam*
Steffi : CAMERA!!!
Justin : *looking tru photos*
Steffi : haih. *starts eating her ice cream*

it's tiring asking for sumthing over n over again especially wen the dude is like lying there like a pile of ...lazy wood, in a beanie.


My beanie bitches.

Ollie & Steffi posing wit Justin's beanie. Everyone wans sum bean action.



The background is all zinc.

Zinc is like a kind of cool metal thing they use for pipes n stuff. I'm sorry i ruined the photo, but the point is to look for the BEAUTIFUL THINGS inside the photo. Like Ollie. Onli. Sighs. Of course other things ARE beautiful in the photo, but hearts aren't see tru, so we can't see the hot gangster baker . Coz he is damnnnnnnnn hot i tell u. So hot, the zinc will melt.


Okay, so i noe how it feels like wen ppl scribble ur photo as if it is like a public toilet wall.

So to make up, here is a better photo.

This shud go under medical services in the Telekom Hotline (777 : call me, i can help u *in sexy voice* ), or they shud like be Normah hospital models o smth. I wanted to draw a red ambulance cross above them, but like that i am again repeating my sin of vandalism.

Medical people are funny. It's like they have brains for all this kindsa ...science shets, but then they are pretty funny wen it comes to other areas. Like the best reason, this doctor can give me for his hair, was that "i dunno, i jus felt like cutting it". WAD KIND OF REASON IS DAT for his hair?~~

Do u realise that everytime ther's a group pic taken by a buddy, it means it's not ACTUALLY the whole group photo? and we din wan dat... so how? SELF-TIMING.


If u notice, the girl in black and usually in front and middle is STEFFI.

Please also notice she is the ONLI ONE who is ready in EVERY PHOTO!!!!!

People try to look ready, she is ther and all out with her POSING!!!

I tell u, i have jus officially lost the ...wadever.. name as cam whore.

It was so funny because ther wer two lim kok wing students ( me and....ermm.. JUSTIN ) and then rite, he was the one doin the timer thingy and adjusting the camera.. ehehks~~ then he would run *BOOMBOOMBOOM* over and sit bhind me and then we take. And then sumone not ready so it went on like dat for a lot of times.

4th stop of the night ( final ) ( FINALLY ) -- LOKLOK

So after living room, Carp read Ollie's craving and wanted loklok oso!!

So tralalalala~~ we wen along down to the loklok place.

It was onli here that i realise it was 3 girls and 3 guys. And a loklok place.


This picture makes no cents('sense' -- for the slow ones ) and dollars.

Ollie is happy.

BUT she is the onli one hu is happy.

Steffi is like.. bloated. FULL.

Me? ...hungry. i'll jus eat.

It makes no sense.

AT ALL.


Poly (~~ put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle onn~~ ) and PERRY.

REMEMBER THE FACEEE, PEOPLE.

It's the same guy who might one day, be saving ur life, from hepatatis. He might be the one to feel ur heartbeat. He may even get to see ur barenaked ass if he wans to inject you. He is Dr. Perry Lee.

But now he doesn't look like a doctor yet.

Because the BEST REASON he can give me for that hair, is "i dunno, i jus cut it".

But i would go to him, would'nt u?

BTW, we need a vote poll on the chatbox. I SAY, that the animal on Carp's shirt is a TURTLE. Ollie says it's a cat. Polycarp, doesn't even REALISE IT'S A TURTLE, he calls it a dinosaur.

So wad do u think it is?

IF u really don't noe, don't say u dun't noe. Say it's a turtle.

AND FOLKs, THAT WRAPS IT FOR TODAY'S SHOW ON JOLLIE7713.BLOGSPOT.COM *in cnn newsreader's accent**

-JILLIETHEBEANIEWEENIE--

talk the talk :D