I blame it on the chair.

The seat was not flat. and straight. And stupid. So it tilted me. Stupid chair. I'm gonna slam my ass on it the next time I visit Amey there. Celaka. Now I look incompetent to take photos.

*shouts* OF COURSE, DAYMNNNNN MAYNNN, WHER U BEEN AT?!! ALL THE CHICKS AROUND US ARE HOT!! Ollie is hot too. That's why her dress is red.

SO, WHOOOOO isssss Amelia a.k.a. Amey?

My bestie is Ollie, rite? ...and Ollie has a lil sister, Steph. AND Steph has a best friend, and her best friend is Amey!!

Dat's how we are all connected.

Amey turned sweet sixteen 2 days ago :D

Amey's the type of girl who everyone loves, but who not everyone can handle. She's crazy, she's fun, and she REALLY knows how to have fun. She noes wads right and wads wrong but she doesn't care too much bout how ya wanna judge her. 'Eat ur words and shyt our ur judgement' kinda thing.

She's sexy, she ain't slutty.

She knows how to party and she loves it. She has the energy and the mood for it. She's not excessively wild, but she'll pump up ur partay.

She's not kiddy like other 16 year olds. Neither is Steph though. I think Ollie & I are lucky to know such not annoying and kiddy and good two shoes ppl.

I guess daz why we all get along well wit Amey.

WE ALL LOVE HER!!!! <3

She reminds me of her in a better way.

Good chemistry too. I say sumthing and AS CRAZY SHIT as it may be, she'll crazy along too. She's very nice to Ollie & I too. And we are.. very.. nice to her oso... I AM considered nice although i molest you, rite Amey? Shud be considered BETTER than good ah. U think my hand free to give u fun meh?

NEWAYS, Ollie, Steph, this guy ( i'm sorry i have no head or tail about who he is because for sum reason we wer jus NOT introduced *looks around at everyone around me* ) ...came n celebrated/countdowned with AMEY to her birthdayyyy!!

I told you they wer besties :)

Melissa, Ollie's sis, came down to see the birthday gal for a bit too :)

Lovin her tube. She looks seriously sexy in these kindsa tops. Plus I am obsessed with posh sweet and girly. And that top is all of dat!

"one little piece of cake, two little pieces of cake~~"

Stephee, Amey, and the dude who i SERIOUSLY dunno, i dun understand why no one introduced us. Just because I am super unfriendly to the afro dude and the other dude dun mean u can't intro us, mangs~~

I look super stoned. Amey u alcohol raped me.

cuteness^^

U drink 6 glasses of vodka, 6 glasses of wine, and THEN u trust one stupid sour VEGETABLE to HELP U OUT? -- u think those ..slices.. of yellow things can help u out after ur halfway to vertigo? HOW MUCH TRUST do u actually put in lemons anywayy?

I don't believe in eating lemons.

Obviously.

Why should I, because it defeats the whole point of me 'accidentally' drinking one extra glass.

I don't think Jack Daniel's ate lemons. I don't think Johnnie Walker ate lemons either. So if u drink Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker, wad makes u think i'm goin to let u eat lemons if u are not Ollie ( Peter Kong will kill me for not being responsible ), or the birthday guy/girl/animal?

Lemons lemons.

I wonder who thought of it. If it's the sourness, wonder if oranges help also. Like this, instead of lemons, we can have MANDARIN oranges. ABSOLUT MANDARIN.

weeehoooo~~~~~

If you think they are sexy, I dare you to scream as sharp and as loud as u can and i hope ur mum hears u from the kitchen.

Amey is damnnnn tall for her age.

But then Ollie & I are short for our age.

So yeah.

"i got two same fingers".

"jyeaaaaa babeeee".

"which one nicer?"

HAPPY SWEETEST SIXTEEN, AMEY!!!

We had a lot of fun.

I think I was super rude to the dude nx to me.

He sat down and saw me checkin out his drink, so he smiled.

I looked at him and away.

Then Ollie leaned over and told me to stop being rude and unfriendly.

=/

Aww..

BUT WE ALL HAD FUNNNNN!!!~~~~

teehees^^

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